Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Make-up and Magnificence Weblog Mascot, Vol. 857

Certain, Tabs was an ideal boss, good thinker, a complete disruptor who dominated every part he ever tried, however let’s be actual… He was a extremely powerful employer.

He was so demanding! “Meow!” he’d say, or “Mrrow!”

A number of the time, his directives needed to do with treats (after all), or petting — particularly, deep-tissue kitty therapeutic massage.

I did my finest, however I used to be solely human, which yeah, was a little bit of legal responsibility. That’s why Tabs spent years creating the proper robotic assistant.

We even launched a pair fairly good ones. Actually, our Tabby Dynamics subdivision was the primary to carry a bipedal humanoid cat assistant to market.

When Rosie took over as CFO, I assumed she’d be completely different. She had a little bit of a softer streak than Tabs, however we rapidly realized that she was additionally fairly demanding.

She isn’t as powerful as Tabs was, however I feel it’s honest to say that one in all our pet assistants has bother with bananas.

That’s one technique to describe it…

She is probably not the most effective assistant.

Due to this, a pair weeks in the past Rosie resurrected the Tabby Dynamics private pet assistant mission. She discovered the unique schematics for the designs Tabs created and started working on an up to date model.

There’s already a prototype, and issues are wanting nice! At present it handed a crucial juncture. It efficiently administered crunchies into Rosie’s meals bowl.

Huzzah! Success!!

I simply hope it doesn’t put me out of a job.

Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,

Karen